Alec Greven’s first book, a self-help book on how to talk to girls, is getting tons of attention.  In fact, it has given him enough attention and fame that he is working on his next book, has been on Ellen and Hollywood plans on turning How Talk to Girls into a major film.

He’s 9.

This is just another pathetic and inappropriate example of the fast-forward on childhood and the dollars that are reaped from it.  Not cute.